IT’S TUESDAY.

Three things:

One) Since I have made the ultimate decision to discontinue membership of my sorority (for a variety of reasons), I need something else to make Tuesdays seem more important.  Used to be, Monday sucked, Tuesday was sorority day, Wednesday was humpday, Thursday was mixer night and Friday was… Friday.  TUESDAY HAS NO MORE SIGNIFICANCE!  Poor Tuesday.  It has been so good to me in the past.  So I’ve decided to do special posts on Tuesday to make up for it’s current lack of meaning.

Two) Tuesday posts will not consist of bitch rants.  Every week we will post about something we LOVE.  It will be amazing and you people better fucking worship it.  Today’s post will be written later this afternoon, after I make 15 friendship bracelets that I promised I’d do by the end of the summer which is oh, a week and a half away.  Long story.

Three) It has come to my attention that this blog got a retarded amount of hits from searches for Miley Cyrus related things.  So.

Cotton is delicious.  Also, sexy.

Cotton is delicious. Also, sexy.

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-Meghan

PS:  Since this post, about three hours ago, we’ve received 600 hits.  Thank you, Miley.  Maybe there is hope for you yet.

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “IT’S TUESDAY.

  1. Holley

    Sweet JESUS, you are now my homepage. You’re hilarious.

    And not because of Miley Cyrus. Although that is how I got here. I’m ashamed. ;-;

  2. YES. My Miley Cyrus trick has WORKED. Ahhh that is so awesome. And thanks so much for making me your homepage! I realize that I forgot to do the tuesday happy post last night so that will be coming up very soon. Yay!

  3. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I may steal that trick from you. Although, in some sort of mutation of Stockholm Syndrome, I’m starting to find her attractive, so you might need to stop posting those pictures. We don’t allow that sort of thing in Homewood, y’know…I don’t want our apartment dismantled like the skate park.

  4. lol @ this! I only love Miley Cyrus when she’s funny. but then again, she’s not fully responsible for that, but the off-screen staff

    Why do disney stars eventually turn into sluts?

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