who are you?

Meghan is a senior at Birmingham Southern College, working on a degree in English Literature while at the same time juggling her boozing schedule around studying and going to class.  She really really likes cats, pretending that she is fluent in French (this skill improves more and more as the bottle of tequila gets emptier and emptier), walking everywhere, Bruce Springsteen, candy pumpkins, peanut butter sandwiches and spiders of all kinds.  She does not like the Oxford comma, olives, dirty dishes, the color orange (unless it is being used to show alliance with Auburn football), bad fashion and Charles Dickens.  She is sometimes known to indulge herself in conspiracy theories.  If you see her at night and she a) has a drink in hand and b) has her iPod, she will probably make you listen to Meatloaf.

Carleson will write his own stuff when he feels like it.